Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Why do we have cramps!

I ask you why? Well its because we are women! If men had monthly cramps they would be more considerate. See that's the problem with Men. They don't have a monthly reminder of what it means to be alive. I really think they would be more compasionate...and when you walk into an elevator in the morning and look all puffy and bloated women look at you and think "yeah I know... and mine is just around the corner again! Men take one look at you and pretend you are not in the elevator with them....



I say to all women....take 3 ibuprophen, carry the green roll on that has caffeine (Garnier Nutrisionist) and roll it under your eyes a few times a day and take a vinegar pill for the retention of fluids....as a treat eat chocolate!

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